Some people don’t understand personal space.
This goose does.

The You’re Too Close Goose Sticker features a chaotic goose in a frog hat holding a tiny knife—cute, unhinged, and extremely clear about boundaries. It’s funny at first glance, then painfully relatable the longer you look at it.

Designed for people who use humor instead of confrontation, this vinyl sticker is perfect for car windows, laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere you want to quietly (or not-so-quietly) tell the world to back up.

Made from durable, weatherproof vinyl, it holds up outdoors without peeling or fading. Stick it once and forget it—it’s built to last.

This makes an easy gift for drivers who hate tailgaters, coworkers with zero chill, internet humor lovers, and anyone whose personality lives somewhere between cute and feral.

Why You’ll Love It

• Funny personal-space / boundary humor

• Waterproof and UV-resistant for indoor or outdoor use

• Bold, readable design without being visually loud

• Affordable, giftable, and actually usable

• Made in-house with care in the USA

Details

• Size: approx. 5” x 6”

• Material: waterproof, weatherproof vinyl

• Finish: smooth, durable surface

• Use: car windows, laptops, water bottles, notebooks

• Made in the USA